The electron shoot has been fired. The insurgent bottom has been targeted. Light speed was achieved. That’s right, people — Sheldon and Amy had coitus. Talk about a large bang! Fans have been wondering for years if this would ever happen. Few could have likely that Sheldon would select to do a assistance on opening night of a new Star Wars movie. Naturally a epic date falls on Amy’s birthday.
The preference to select Amy over his pre-purchased film sheet did means a lot of anxiety. So most so that Professor Proton, embellished out in intense Jedi robes, appears to Sheldon in a dream. He advises Sheldon to embankment a premiere to infer to Amy that she is some-more critical than one of a biggest sequels in cocktail enlightenment history. Sheldon agrees, and a subsequent day, he asks Penny and Bernadette to assistance him confirm that benefaction to give Amy. He has 3 ideas:
1. A possibility for her to play a harp with a Los Angeles Philharmonic. He has no thought if this is even a thing, though it sounds good.
2. An all-expenses paid outing to a Wisconsin Wool and Sheep Festival. She would be going alone
3. Having sex with Amy
Penny and Bernadette are floored that Sheldon is indeed going to be insinuate with Amy and impressed that he wants to do it to uncover her how critical she is in his life. They fast squish a harp and sheep business, in preference of a regretful night. Sheldon is convinced: The best birthday benefaction he can give Amy are his genitals.
With this startling news, Penny and Bernadette dump hints during their birthday preparations with Amy. They advise a good bikini polish or examination unwashed cinema so they can answer questions about copulation. Amy final they tell her what’s going on. When they come purify that Sheldon is prepared to be physical, Amy responds passionately, “SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!” before holding her friends adult on their waxing offer.
That night, Professor Obi-Wan visits Sheldon in his nap again. This time Sheldon is endangered about a earthy act of creation love. When a Professor starts to explain a mechanics (using a tenure “bloomers”), Sheldon stops him. He understands a biology but is fearful of being impressed by a act itself. The correct Jedi tells Sheldon that if it’s a right person, it will be okay.
The large day finally comes. Howard, Raj, and Leonard energetically count down a mins in a film theater. Wil Wheaton shows adult wearing a Star Trek uniform shouting, “Live long, and siphon it!” to any naysayers booing him from a audience. He warns a boys not to get too excited just in box a film is a finish disaster. Remember Jar Jar Binks?
Amy is also energetically counting a mins to her large day. Sheldon arrives and suggests they go out for a good dinner. Amy wants him to give her his present first. She eventually breaks, explaining that she knows that her present is intimacy. Sheldon asks her if that’s alright, and she responds with a outrageous kiss. In loyal Sheldon form, he asks for a written confirmation, as well.
NEXT: Let’s take it to a bedroom